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Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

I survived a decade of Catholic school including a malicious hair-pulling incident at the hands of a disgruntled nun but fortunately no run-ins with the priest community. Yes I was emotionally scarred at a young age maybe that's why people believe I hail from New Jersey (my response is an emphatic no). Somehow my accredited high school university graduate program all passed me I did in fact see the inside of a classroom at least a few times. I've been fortunate enough to have worked in three different continents. But alas I relocated to the left coast in search of the perfect taco. As for fit & personality - Anyone who doesnt get the inherent genius behind Napoleon Dynamite ought to scurry back to their bridge games and Golden Girl reruns and as Uncle Rico so eloquently put it change your pampers while you're at it. I think Ali G is a comical genius (any cat whose subterfuge comes at the expense of stodgy pseudo-socialites and refined riff-raff is doing quite o-tay) My music tastes are quite eclectic - Dylan and Chuck D are both lyrical geniuses in my book. Seems like music is the only thing people don't fight about these days. Judge Judy ain't too bad either especially when she raises her voice. I also amassed a sweet Michael Jackson scrapbook back in the day but fortunately was never invited to the Neverland Ranch. Enough about me rather new to this city and looking for someone to hang with

Underskriv

Taurus

Min kropstype er

Atletisk

Min højde er

188 cm

Mine øjne er

Blå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Aldrig gift

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Ikke sikker

Mit bedste karaktertræk er

Øjne

Kropsudsmykning

Andet

Mit hår er

Mørkeblond

Jeg har en eller flere af disse

Ingen kæledyr

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsgrad

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Finans / handel

Jeg tjener så meget på et år

Mere end $150.000USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem

Jeg er ryger

Nej

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Stille type

Min sociale opførsel er

Observerende, Venlig, Komisk, Flirtende

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Sport, Læsning, Læring, Fotografering, Rejser, Frivilligt

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Være sammen med venner, Prøve noget nyt, I biografen, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Læse en bog

En ideel første date ville være

TP’ing my ex-boss’s home; people-watching, as well as watching that old nun on the public access channel, eating cereal out of the box, prank phone calling friends, and traveling with no agenda.
Honestly there is a certain bar in Koh Phangan, Thailand which I certainly wouldn’t mind losing myself with the right person.

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Obskur, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Andet

Jeg deltager i tjenester

En gang i måneden

Min form for humor er

Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Fjollet, Slapstick, Sadistisk

I tv ser jeg altid

Dokumentarer, Film, Reality Shows

Når jeg går i biografen ser jeg altid en

Comedy, Drama, Dokumentar

Når jeg hører musik, lytter jeg altid til

Rap, Rock, Klassisk, Støvsugerlyde, Blues, New age, Reggae

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Business, Fiktion, Historie, Filosofi, Religiøs, Satire, Sport

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

Waving to kids on school buses, smiling at elderly women on the street, gummy bears, European football, independent films, honking the horn indiscriminately while sitting in the passenger seat and calling my mom and dad

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Skaldethed, Spontanitet, Flirtende, Omtanke

Hvad leder du efter?

To swap random daily observations which are unintentionally funny. Smiles are definitely underrated as is a peculiar laugh. I like to listen and hear about you as i am not a huge fan of listening to myself filibuster. I enjoy being made fun of but at some point, reciprocity must be permitted. Loyalty and openness I value more than anything else. And you gotta have a little panache.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Lige meget, Dato, Andet