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Jeg vil beskrive meg selv som

I survived a decade of Catholic school including a malicious hair-pulling incident at the hands of a disgruntled nun but fortunately no run-ins with the priest community. Yes I was emotionally scarred at a young age maybe that's why people believe I hail from New Jersey (my response is an emphatic no). Somehow my accredited high school university graduate program all passed me I did in fact see the inside of a classroom at least a few times. I've been fortunate enough to have worked in three different continents. But alas I relocated to the left coast in search of the perfect taco. As for fit & personality - Anyone who doesnt get the inherent genius behind Napoleon Dynamite ought to scurry back to their bridge games and Golden Girl reruns and as Uncle Rico so eloquently put it change your pampers while you're at it. I think Ali G is a comical genius (any cat whose subterfuge comes at the expense of stodgy pseudo-socialites and refined riff-raff is doing quite o-tay) My music tastes are quite eclectic - Dylan and Chuck D are both lyrical geniuses in my book. Seems like music is the only thing people don't fight about these days. Judge Judy ain't too bad either especially when she raises her voice. I also amassed a sweet Michael Jackson scrapbook back in the day but fortunately was never invited to the Neverland Ranch. Enough about me rather new to this city and looking for someone to hang with

Registrer

Taurus

My Kroppstype er

Atletisk

Min høyde er

6 '2 (1.88 m)

Øynene mine er

Blå

Min etnisitet er

kaukasisk

Min Sivilsituasjon er

Ugift

Jeg har barn

Nei

Jeg vil ha barn

Usikker

Min beste egenskap er

Øyne

Kropps kunst

Annet

Mitt hår er

Mørk blond

Jeg har en eller flere av disse

Ingen dyr

Villing til å flytte

Ja

Min Utdanningsnivå Er

Universitetsgrad

Min nåværende arbeidssituasjon er

Fulltid

Min spesialitet er

Økonomi / handel

Jeg tjener så mye på et år

Mer Enn $150,000USD

Jeg bor

Alene

Hjemme

Venner kommer av og til på besøk

Jeg er en røyker

Nei

Jeg drikker

Ja - Sosialt

Når jeg gikk på skolen, var jeg

Den stille

Min sosiale atferd er

Observant, Vennlig, Komisk, Flørtende

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Sport, Lese, Lære, Fotografi, Reise, Frivillig arbeid

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Være med venner, Prøve nye ting, Kino, Klubb / Bar, Drikking, Lese en bok

En ideel første date vil være

TP’ing my ex-boss’s home; people-watching, as well as watching that old nun on the public access channel, eating cereal out of the box, prank phone calling friends, and traveling with no agenda.
Honestly there is a certain bar in Koh Phangan, Thailand which I certainly wouldn’t mind losing myself with the right person.

Mine venner beskriver meg som

Vennlig, obskur, Tullete, En flørt

Min religion er

Annet

Jeg går på gudstjeneste

En gang i måneden

Min humoristiske sans er

Smart, Tørr / Sarkastisk, Tullete, Slapstick, Sadistisk

På TV ser jeg alltid på

Dokumentarer, Filmer, Reality programmer

Når jeg går på kino, går jeg alltid for å se en

Komedie, Drama, Dokumentar

Når jeg hører på musikk, så hører jeg alltid på

Rap, Rock, Klassisk, Støvsuger lyder, Blues, New age, Reggae

Når jeg leser, så leser jeg alltid

Virksomhet, Fiction, Historie, Filosofi, Religiøs, Satire, Sport

Min idé av å ha det gøy er

Waving to kids on school buses, smiling at elderly women on the street, gummy bears, European football, independent films, honking the horn indiscriminately while sitting in the passenger seat and calling my mom and dad

Hva finner du attraktivt?

Intelligens, Dristighet, Spontanitet, flørtende, Omtanksfull

Hva ser du etter?

To swap random daily observations which are unintentionally funny. Smiles are definitely underrated as is a peculiar laugh. I like to listen and hear about you as i am not a huge fan of listening to myself filibuster. I enjoy being made fun of but at some point, reciprocity must be permitted. Loyalty and openness I value more than anything else. And you gotta have a little panache.

Hva slag forhold søker du?

Spiller ingen rolle, Dato, Annet