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Inglés

Me describiría a mi mismo como

I survived a decade of Catholic school including a malicious hair-pulling incident at the hands of a disgruntled nun but fortunately no run-ins with the priest community. Yes I was emotionally scarred at a young age maybe that's why people believe I hail from New Jersey (my response is an emphatic no). Somehow my accredited high school university graduate program all passed me I did in fact see the inside of a classroom at least a few times. I've been fortunate enough to have worked in three different continents. But alas I relocated to the left coast in search of the perfect taco. As for fit & personality - Anyone who doesnt get the inherent genius behind Napoleon Dynamite ought to scurry back to their bridge games and Golden Girl reruns and as Uncle Rico so eloquently put it change your pampers while you're at it. I think Ali G is a comical genius (any cat whose subterfuge comes at the expense of stodgy pseudo-socialites and refined riff-raff is doing quite o-tay) My music tastes are quite eclectic - Dylan and Chuck D are both lyrical geniuses in my book. Seems like music is the only thing people don't fight about these days. Judge Judy ain't too bad either especially when she raises her voice. I also amassed a sweet Michael Jackson scrapbook back in the day but fortunately was never invited to the Neverland Ranch. Enough about me rather new to this city and looking for someone to hang with

Signo

Tauro

Mi tipo de cuerpo es

Atlético

Mi altura es

6' 2 (1.88 m)

Mis ojos son

Azules

Mi raza es

Caucásico

Mi situación marital es

Nunca Casado

Tengo hijos

No

Quiero tener hijos

No estoy seguro

Mi Mejor característica es

Ojos

Piercings, tatuajes…

Otros

Mi pelo es

Rubio Oscuro

Tengo uno o más de estos

Sin Mascotas

Me iría a vivir a otro lugar

Si

Mi nivel de estudios / educación es

Diploma Universitario

Mi situación laboral actual es

Tiempo Completo

Mi especialidad es

Financias / Negocios

Mi salario anual es de

Más de $150,000USD

Vivo en

Solo/a

En casa

Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente

Soy Fumador

No

Soy Bebedor

Si - Socialmente

En el instituto, era

Del Tipo Callado

Socialmente, me describiría como

Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Coqueto/a

Mis aficiones e intereses son

Deportes, Leer, Aprender, Fotografia, Viajar, Voluntariado

Mi idea de un rato estupendo es

Salir con amigos, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Clubs / Bares, Beber, Leer un Libro

Mi primera cita ideal sería

TP’ing my ex-boss’s home; people-watching, as well as watching that old nun on the public access channel, eating cereal out of the box, prank phone calling friends, and traveling with no agenda.
Honestly there is a certain bar in Koh Phangan, Thailand which I certainly wouldn’t mind losing myself with the right person.

Mis amigos me describen como

Amistoso, Oscuro, Bobo, Coqueteo

Mi religión es

Otros

Voy a la iglesia

Una Vez Al Mes

Mi sentido del humor es

Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Payasadas, Sádico/a

En la TV, siempre veo

Documentales, Películas, Shows de Reality

Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una

Comedia , Drama , Documentales

Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es

Rap, Rock, Clásica, El ruido de la aspiradora, Blues, Nueva Era / New Age, Reggae

Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es

Negocios, Ficción, Historia, Filosofía, Religiosos, Sátira, Deportes

Mi idea de diversión es

Waving to kids on school buses, smiling at elderly women on the street, gummy bears, European football, independent films, honking the horn indiscriminately while sitting in the passenger seat and calling my mom and dad

¿Qué te resulta atractivo?

Inteligencia, Audacia, Espontaneidad, Coquetería, Detallista

¿Qué estás buscando?

To swap random daily observations which are unintentionally funny. Smiles are definitely underrated as is a peculiar laugh. I like to listen and hear about you as i am not a huge fan of listening to myself filibuster. I enjoy being made fun of but at some point, reciprocity must be permitted. Loyalty and openness I value more than anything else. And you gotta have a little panache.

¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?

No importa, Cita, Otros