I am David Bowie, Han Solo & Ricky Bobby
unknownzane
Cedar Park, Texas | Hombre Buscando TS/TV/TG
Información Básica
Puedo hablar
Inglés
Me describiría a mi mismo como
Bare with me… This is random and poorly written. My name is -Zane-. I also go by Hey You (pronounced Hey-You get out of the bushes), Z or Zane The Bearded One.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. George Carlin & Kevin Smith, are my hero. I have a passion for playing and making games, music and films (write, direct and, edit) I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or Blue Moon. I can play the Drums, Guitar, I also do some producing.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
I'm a sarcastic person that has a cheesy smart ass side, with a touch of always being the class clown. I have a dark sense of humor. I call myself a realist, which means I’m pessimist. I prefer ambient atmospheres over crowded and fast paced ones. I'm a homebody that gets cabin fever. I have OCD & ADHD. I strive to be a jack of all trades. I work in a Industry that I love.
I think the simplest and smallest things in life are what really matter the most. George Carlin & Kevin Smith, are my hero. I have a passion for playing and making games, music and films (write, direct and, edit) I'm addicted to Anime and Monster Energy Drinks. I love music. I love movies. I love collage and abstract art. I can be a bit cliché at times. I wear flippy floppies. I have a thing for the 90s. My cocktail of choice is Jager Bombs or Blue Moon. I can play the Drums, Guitar, I also do some producing.
I'm a student of life, majoring in Hypothetical Information. I collect "Homies". I bite the skin around my finger nails constantly. Liar’s disgusts me. I have the mouth of a sailor. I love black pepper. I don’t like chocolate. I have a huge fear of bees, car wrecks, snakes, needles, and women. I don’t drink soda. I judge a book by its pictures.
I’ve always fantasized about being Han Solo and traveling the galaxy with my Wookie friend, Chewie. Girls that wear glasses turn me on. I have an embarrassingly huge crush on Felicia Day & Christina Hendricks. It’s hard to find clothes I like that fit me. I love stereotypes. My absolute favorite color is orange. I like to test peoples’ patience and beliefs. I have stretchy skin. I like to take long showers. I believe religion is the root of all evil and ignorance. I believe money can buy happiness.
Signo
Escorpio
Apariencia y Situación
Mi tipo de cuerpo es
Musculoso
Mi altura es
6' 1 (1.85 m)
Mis ojos son
Marrones
Mi raza es
Caucásico
Mi situación marital es
Soltero
Tengo hijos
No
Quiero tener hijos
No
Mi Mejor característica es
Ojos
Piercings, tatuajes…
Tatuaje visible
Mi pelo es
Rubio Oscuro
Tengo uno o más de estos
Sin Mascotas
Me iría a vivir a otro lugar
No
Estatus
Mi nivel de estudios / educación es
Algo de Universidad
Mi situación laboral actual es
Tiempo Completo
Mi especialidad es
Arte / Música / Literatura
Mi trabajo es como
VoiceActor/Actor/Writer/Director/Podcast
Mi salario anual es de
$45,000USD a $59,999USD
Vivo en
Con compañero/s de piso, Con Mascota/s
En casa
Los amigos visitan ocasionalmente
Soy Fumador
Si - Socialmente
Soy Bebedor
Si - Socialmente
Personalidad
En el instituto, era
El Cómico de la clase
Socialmente, me describiría como
Tímido/a, Bullicioso/a, Ruidoso, Observador, Amistoso, Cómico, Quien comienza las fiestas, Coqueto/a, Extrovertido/a, Extraña / Rarezas
Mis aficiones e intereses son
Fotografia, Hacer ejercicio, Leer, Deportes, Aprender, Música, Películas, Internet, Juegos, Clubes / Ir de bares, Teatro, Cocinar, Computadoras
Mi idea de un rato estupendo es
Salir con amigos, Ir de fiesta, Quedarme en casa, Probar cosas nuevas, Películas, Relajarse, Dormir, Clubs / Bares, Leer un Libro, Jugar Video Juegos, Ir a un Concierto
Mi primera cita ideal sería
Great food, amazing conversation where the hours seem to just fade away. Maybe after dinner, we roam from trouble, and adventure seeing where the night takes us. Slam Poetry, Rap battles, counting stars. To just name a few random encounters we could run into.
Siempre he querido probar
I come from the life style of trying everything once. There is a lot of things in my life I haven't done, and many things that I've knocked off my bucket list. I honestly know what I want in life, and I am not willing to pass up an adventure of a life time due to fear or insecurities.
Mis amigos me describen como
Amistoso, Alborotador, Genial, Perfecto, Obsceno, Oscuro, Bobo, Coqueteo
Puntos de Vista
Mi religión es
Agnóstico
Voy a la iglesia
Nunca
Mi meta en la vida
My end all be all goal is to be Happy. But some feel it's not a goal that can be quantified. All I can really say is; I have many passions in my life that I set goals for at least every quarter. They can vary between Game Design, Creating/Writing Music, Creating film projects such as writing, editing or directing. I also love to get into character and Role-play some table top RPGs anyone got a spare d20?
Mi sentido del humor es
Irónico/a, Inteligente, Seco / Sarcástico, Bobo, Oscuro, Payasadas, Obsceno, Sádico/a
Gustos
En la TV, siempre veo
Noticias, Dibujos Animados, Documentales, Películas, Deportes, Reposiciones
Si voy al cine, siempre me gusta ver una
Acción, Ciencia Ficción, Comedia , Romance, Drama , Documentales, Familia, Animación, Horror, Suspense, Adulto
Cuando escucho música, lo que más me gusta es
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electrónica, Pop, Clásica, Soy un artista musical, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Nueva Era / New Age, Ambiente, Baile, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Cuando leo libros, lo que más me gusta es
Cómics, Fantasía, Ficción, Horror, Música, Misterio, Poesía, Ciencia Ficción, Soy un autor literario, Sobrenatural
Mi idea de diversión es
Watching a great film, and then being able to have a in-depth discussion on it. Checking out the local music scene, Austin is such an amazing eclectic city when it comes to music. Playing Video games, jumping into some RP with friends. Maybe catching a play, or a stand up act. I am always down for an adventure really, you just gotta let me know about it.
Estoy buscando a
¿Qué te resulta atractivo?
Ingenio, Coquetería, Poder, Espontaneidad, Audacia, Sensibilidad, Empatía, Grandes Habilidades, Humor, Buena Imagen, Detallista, Inteligencia
¿Qué estás buscando?
Someone who is funny, independent, passionate, creative, intelligent, secure in their own beauty, honest, trusting, totally nerdy, You can dish out a good your mom joke from time to time.
¿Qué tipo de relación estás buscando?
Amigo/a de Internet, Amigo/a , Cita, Comprometido, No importa