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mickeydarat
East Rockland Key, Florida | Man Seeking A Man
Basic Information
I Can Speak
Other
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm an arrogant self-centered jerk with no hair, no patience for anyone who isn't prepared to kiss my ass daily. Unless you're prepared to worship the ground I walk on, buzz off you loser.
Sign
Aries
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Thick
My Height Is
5' 4 (1.63 m)
My Eyes Are
Blue
My Ethnicity Is
Other
My Marital Situation Is
Committed Relationships
I Have Kids
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Feet
Body Art
Other
My Hair Is
Bald
I Have One Or More Of These
Reptile
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is
Unemployed
My Speciality Is
Administrative / Management
My Job Title Is
non-existent, no one will hire me
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
With Roomate(s)
At Home
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink
Yes - Like A Fish
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is
Anti-social
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Internet
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Drinking
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Listening to me talk about myself
I've Always Wanted To Try
Humility, modesty, sub anal bottom
My Friends Describe Me As Being
A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Other
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
Republican
My Kind Of Humor Is
Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Soaps
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
I Don't Like Movies
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
I Don't Like Music
When I Read, I Always Read
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is
Looking in a mirror
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Passiveness
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Anal Sex, Domination, Just Wanna Fuck